Subhan's Dating Hypothesis

When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.

Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.

by asianchicks69 December 1, 2014

A Date With Rosie Palms

A euphemism for prolonged masturbation.

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.

by Rosie Palms' pimp. December 16, 2011

On a date kinda nervous

A phrase used by white girls on Snapchat while eating with their friend who they are in fact not dating.

Kim, let me take a picture of you for Snapchat with your trendy meal so I can

Caption it On a date kinda nervous !

by smileykylie2001 June 15, 2018

Date Party

A party that is had in ones apartment, perferably at Georgetown University.

Tool #1: Come on guys, I'm in the mood to GET IT ON!
Tool #2: Sounds terrific, your apartment or mine?

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

by Navin September 1, 2005

Date-Time Continuum

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.

Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."

by Kamputer July 20, 2010

date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009