by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Get the Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."mug. 
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
"Well, fuck me dead"
by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023
Get the fuck me deadmug. when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk
by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018
Get the fuck memug. by YeahIamEpic November 18, 2020
Get the I am the memug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hangmug. That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022
Get the Feed me o'clockmug.