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Why Does she not love me

it will be ok man
Why Does she not love me

cause your ugly man
by my pp is just tooo hard March 24, 2021
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National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023
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Me

A word that describes you so you don't have to say your name when you talk
by M8900 August 18, 2017
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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Hand me downs

I made him eat my hand me downs!
by Olan101 September 23, 2025
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