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Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.
Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.
by Diiorio March 17, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>Casi YO Me Morir<.7.9.7.6.>
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What's meant for me

Actions, words, thoughts, and promises made by someone only meant for a particular person.

It may be to a confidant, friend, or beloved.
What's meant for me will always be mine, just as much as what's meant for you is yours.
by REBel Siren April 13, 2022
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woah was me...

*you are talking to a guy that you have "history" with (a good friend), you think you know him completely...*

when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.

girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???
by yep, it came as a surprise November 29, 2011
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Tickle me Elmo

The act of tickling a chick's asshole while going down on her.
"Wellsy tickled my Elmo so hard last night."

"He gave you the tickle me Elmo?"

"Two knuckles deep!"
by Chard351 April 18, 2023
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Pick Me

The girl that's always trying to beat everyone at everything when it's not a competition. She was the girl that answered the phone for the teacher, did attendance, and would shame the class for not paying attention. Now shes the girl that thinks every guy is into her and gets mad when they regret her.
"Omg why is he not into me isnt everyone like i'm pretty I have a nice personality but he wants that basic girl"

"Karla stop being such a pick me"
by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021
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Let me teach you

Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.
Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active

Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you
by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023
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