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rubber band man

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.
If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.
by fishpaw February 19, 2009
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Fuzzy Lil Man Peach

On YouTube, he is Ole Greg's prey. Usually a middle aged fisherman.
by fyla shaye April 21, 2009
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Man-Boob-Syndrome (MBS)

this is a highly contagious and awful disease wich starts in the pectorals and makes them grow to resemble a womans chest...fellas if uve been feelin "bouncy" lately....go get a bra!
INsult: o go fondle you man boobs! (sca kids do not steal~!)
by danielle April 14, 2005
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purple helmet moon man

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.
by iroc camaro March 1, 2009
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One Man Double Dicking

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.
My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking
by boderickp December 13, 2008
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Boy man licks

A phrase invented in Berlin on a school trip,
no-one really knew what it meant.

But we had our suspisions it derived from the term boyed, never the less we used to shout it out randomly around the streets of Berlin.
"BOY MAN LICKS!"
"What does that even mean dude?"
"no idea.."
by Chris Wambeek November 29, 2007
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Man Neck Boy Face

A hobbit emo fuck who takes it in the ass while being donkey punched.

Obviously not a golfer!!
I was tapping my man neck boy face's ass when he asked me to shit on his stomach. That was very undude.
by Nothing82 May 10, 2008
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