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I>u

I pwn you
Lol newb
Giver>Zezima (i>u)

>:o
by pawpkorn May 18, 2009
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i-Brator

the newest i-phone app. for giving pleasure on the go.
hmmmm i forgot my condom, what will i use..... the i-brator!
by instruments drôles October 11, 2009
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I-Pank

Masturbating to porn that you have uploaded to your I-Pod video or similar device
(See definition of I-Pank)
by Judas8 October 22, 2009
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I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing
friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"
by K87 November 20, 2009
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I-pothetically

I-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase "Hypothetically"

This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll
OK lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one

Or as a line from a cop show?

"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"

"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"
by bkmdano December 12, 2009
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i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.
Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
by Snow Bear December 18, 2009
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Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
by Dunlavy December 28, 2010
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