smartass whiteboy

Smartass whiteboy is a sexy caucasian male from Western Kentucky who is always ready for a good time. Has a slick mouth and fun to be around...

That smartass whiteboy is cool. He's funny af also!

by Smartass whiteboy June 15, 2024

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Vancouver Whitecaps FC

A professional soccer (or association football outside of Canada and the U.S.) team based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, that has competed in Major League Soccer (MLS) since 2011 and plays its home matches at BC Place, one of only two indoor stadiums in the MLS. Under the leadership of head coach Jesper Sørensen, this team will win the 2025 MLS Cup, the Supporters' Shield for the 2025 MLS season, and the 2025 CONCACAF Champions Cup (yes, they will beat the "GOAT" Lionel "Pessi" Messi and his "superteam" of Inter Miami CF in the Champions Cup Semifinals after the Whitecaps eliminated two strong Mexican teams: beating a post-prime Sergio Ramos and CF Monterrey in the Round of 16, and beating PUMAS in the quarterfinals through a last-second goal by Tristan Blackmon in the 93rd minute). The Whitecaps are one of the only three Canadian teams in the league, along with Toronto FC and CF Montréal, and the only MLS team based in the Western Conference. A notable player who played for the Whitecaps is the current captain of the Canadian men's soccer team, Alphonso Davies.

Vancouver Whitecaps FC is the best football club in North America right now; they can compete against the top football (soccer) clubs from Europe, especially clubs in the Big 5 European Football Leagues.

by WesternCanadian April 13, 2025

Mr whiteroad

An entity that contains the surreal power of giving out BNs to anyone he wants, and due to the fact that he sucks the principals dick.. he cant be caught abusing his power.

Yo mr whiteroad raped my daughter again and now the police wont do anything about it since he sucked the chiefs dick!

by axel björn May 15, 2025

Vancouver Whitecaps

The Major League Soccer (MLS) team that eight-time Ballon d’Or winner and World Cup champion Lionel Messi could not beat in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinal.

The Vancouver Whitecaps blew out Inter Miami 5-1 aggregate in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinal.

by thecanadiandud May 18, 2025

Pearly whites

Semen.

You love my pearly whites all over your face, don’t you, baby?

by thechief389 October 15, 2025

Ohio Whitetail

when you ejaculate onto the back of a black person then proceed to dry the semen by getting a hot iron and ironing their back. causing the semen dots to dry and stain the back white, making the individuals back look like an Ohio Whitetail Deer.

Ricky: What you gonna do with your girl tonight DeAngelo?
DeAngelo: I’m gonna do the Ohio Whitetail to her.

by theking41 November 20, 2025