shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

by cockday April 11, 2024

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

blow me

Pissing me off

Your about to blow me

by Shake some ass April 6, 2023

me me

A me me is a beautiful thing. It is a sweet and innocent meme. Not to be confused with a memae.

Person 1: did you here gabe the dog died
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: he was an awesome me me

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF June 11, 2018

sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

turn this text inro Portuguese

sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

by aniket._.5769 February 21, 2024