penalize me

to punish someone mentally, physically, psychologically, sexually, etc.

Daddy, please penalize me. punish

by YeetSkeetLilXan February 1, 2018

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Show Me Your TTs

essentially saying "Show Me Your Tits", but for car lovers. turns tits into twin-turbos.

"ay bro pop the hood and show me your tts"

by The Official Dick Master October 1, 2023

swept me off my feet

When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.

So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.

by love.education October 20, 2023

Give me 2’s

Smoking half a cigarette then giving the other half to a friend

Friend- here give me 2’s of that
Me- okay

by Trueeee_that February 19, 2019