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last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"
by thenoblesock January 28, 2008
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poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.
After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.
by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007
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eat my man ass

by Man ass RRT February 1, 2016
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two man wolf pack

When two guys are together so much that you rarely see one without the other. If you are with one of them, your probably with the other one. It is also often assumed that they are gay with each other, because they are together so much; they are usually both straight though.
Mason and Jacob are always together...they must be a two man wolf pack.
by flockkaa January 17, 2011
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Poor Man’s Treasure Chest

Anus or ass hole; a place where feces exits, an orifice for anal sex, or a place where prisoners hide things.
1. Stop talking shit or I’m going to put my foot in your poor man’s treasure chest.
2. That girl from tinder was kinky, she let me put my dick in her poor man’s treasure chest!
by Shortbus93 December 7, 2018
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San Francisco man hole

When a gay man gets a huge cock in his ass. As the top man pulls out his dick will leave a hole resembling that of a San Francisco man hole. cock asshole gay
"man i got fucked so hard by Jimmy's fat cock, he gave me a San Francisco man hole! I'm still recovering from Friday night."
by pinksock666 May 24, 2010
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man-dude-guy-pal

A pronoun used when the speaker is too distraught to remember someones name.
"Hey man-dude-guy-pal can you pass me that dew?"
by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006
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