glow me

Having someone blow smoke up your ass.

look at him coming over here to glow me.

She tried to glow me last night, but I didn't fall for it!

by NFT_LCC November 17, 2022

this is blowing me

Used to describe something that you find funny; Something that makes you laugh.

"She just slipped on a banana peel, this is blowing me!"

by Cummie Lover August 7, 2024

wrassle me nigguh

when som fuckboy cumes on you

oh no wrassle me nigguh.

by minkok20 May 8, 2018

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

cry for help (pls help me)

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now

this is a cry for help (pls help me)

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Pick me girl

Is the definition of private school girl, wears black and white jordons, works at Boccaccio. Has a bf that is gay. Thinks she knows it all when she doesn’t and fucking loaded.

Don’t you think kristy is a pick me girl?

by anonymous August 27, 2021

Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳

Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??

by Sopooki August 1, 2021