me not worried

Secretly worries inside. Hoping no one notices how worried they are.

Contemplating suicide.

Co-Worker: Hey Pilus, I think you got fired bro.

Pilus: "Me not worried at all!"

by SquanchyBitch January 24, 2017

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth

Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!

by Ballplaya10 September 11, 2022

Me

Strong. Independent. Happy. Funny. Pretty. A child of GOD.

Me: I LOVE MYSELF
Mind: Always think posistive of yourself:)

by Izabela_Sofia November 21, 2023

Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023

Had me creased

Had me laughing so hard .

That goofy face she made had me creased.

by Mama Tapjack January 10, 2024

pick me

A girl who acts and says she is different so she can get attention from guys.

She's such a pick me, attaching herself to him like that.

by ylang ylang February 3, 2023

Can't Buy Me Love

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love

Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!

Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023