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Ur mum not cool

Jimmmy hey Ron ur mum not cool
Ron No u
Jimmy fucking dies
by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020
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Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
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Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them
by Miner mc March 5, 2018
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leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out
leejays mum is fit asf
by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025
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Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up
Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024
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Ur mum

the british way of saying the classical UR MOM joke so if u say ur mum GET OUTTA HERE
by U3U May 14, 2019
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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
by Jonsmum February 11, 2014
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