Taking a piss in a public bathroom.
Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."
by Funzie January 30, 2014
Get the water the porcelain mug.When a man or woman with a penis uses a cup filled with water as a condom, he/she then proceeds to penetrate their partner until they either cum or the water from the cup is gone.
Sally: So I heard you and Sam had sex. Tell me the deets
Ryan: It was good until he pulled a Water Beedril on me.
Ryan: It was good until he pulled a Water Beedril on me.
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Get the snot water mug.When two or more people are in a shower and the male begins to perform the "helicopter dick" while standing under the shower head, resulting in the flinging of water into their partner(s) mouth(s).
"Ugh, I didn't want to re-straighten my hair today but my boyfriend kept flinging his wiener water on me and its starting to curl."
by Madampresident January 15, 2015
Get the Wiener Water mug.The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon
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Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*
by djd1899 May 1, 2015
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