Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥

Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....

by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020

Pussy twins

Two people (of any gender) who have had sexual relations with the same person. An alternative to the non-pc phrase “eskimo sisters/brothers”.

Did you hear that John and Bill both hooked up with Natalie? They’re pussy twins now.

by smallpotatoes June 3, 2023

Twin towered

Getting double teamed by twins

I wanna get twin towered by those identical twins right there

by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019

Food Twins

When you consciously or subconsciously eat the same exact meals as another person.

My friend and I ate the same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and we weren't even hanging out, we're Food Twins.

by FoodTwins August 14, 2017

Half Twins

Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.

Skylar: Wait you guys think I'm dating Trayvon? Eww gross, we're half twins!

by Tyrone Watson April 4, 2021

the better twin

Is lina not matter what vee and Anastasia say

Wow lina really is the better twin

by Bts07 September 25, 2020

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011