4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
by Jim Birtwisle February 5, 2008
Get the tom cruisemug. While in the process of taking a shit starting to jerk off using the shit as lube. Usually done by homosexuals.
by JayT12 January 31, 2010
Get the Tom Bradymug. A behavioral act of performing something a person may call chancy or jeopardous. Thus could be reffered to as "Risky Business", a 1983 hit movie starring Tom Cruise.
Bryan: Hey Alex i just bought this iPod from that Jesse kid for only 100 bucks!
Alex: I dont know about that Bryan, that Jesse kid has been known to do Risky Business...
Mikey: Yea Bryan if you keep that iPod you would be Tom Cruising to the max!
Alex: I dont know about that Bryan, that Jesse kid has been known to do Risky Business...
Mikey: Yea Bryan if you keep that iPod you would be Tom Cruising to the max!
by DJ Oboy August 17, 2011
Get the Tom Cruisingmug. A person of color, especially a black person who acts in a way so as to come across as trying to please or gain approval of the white-dominated establishment. Example of folks in the recent past accused of "Uncle Tom" behavior are Condoleezza Rice, Herman Cain, Allen West, Artur Davis, Angela McGlowan, Michelle Malkin (née Maglalang)
Mitt: Did you hear what Condi said about Obama?
Ryan: What what tell me?
Mitt: She said I'll be a much better world leader than Obama since I understand American exceptionalism.
Ryan: Love it. Gotta love them Uncle Tom wannabe's. They just so want to get our approval.
Ryan: What what tell me?
Mitt: She said I'll be a much better world leader than Obama since I understand American exceptionalism.
Ryan: Love it. Gotta love them Uncle Tom wannabe's. They just so want to get our approval.
by NailinPalin12 August 29, 2012
Get the Uncle Tommug. The funny, crazy, sexy, weird, dorky, young looking, famous, to die for actor. People want to stab the living shit out of him, mostly people who never even met him,
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
by lemmexeatxdaxfishy!! March 24, 2007
Get the tom cruisemug. by Alaboof December 16, 2019
Get the Tom Bradymug. Literally translated as: Tomboy Bombshell
Refers to a female who likes to act like a boy, but who is gorgeous. The chick you want to hang with, and take home later.
Refers to a female who likes to act like a boy, but who is gorgeous. The chick you want to hang with, and take home later.
by surferchik December 25, 2010
Get the Tom Bombmug.