when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 17, 2020

Ninja thunder

a meaningful conclusion

Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder

by Bart the Honorable December 12, 2020

thunder thief

That one guy who is always there to steal your thunder and take the credit.
Synonymous with a thunder whore

Kevin is such a thunder thief, he just took credit for my new idea.

by RespectTheData June 24, 2019

thunder

slang word for heroin

Hobo 1: Should i use this thunder?

Hobo 2: Hell no

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2023

Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.

Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!

by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016

thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018