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2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.
My bf is such a "2 second pumper"
by THEword 14 September 30, 2016
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Second law of homodynamics

The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.

The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018
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Second Dump Syndrome

Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011
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6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"
The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.
by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016
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30 Seconds to Mars

Well...this is easy.

The gayest band of all time...
Person 1: hey man, have you heard that new band called 30 Seconds to Mars?
Person 2: Yes! Guess what?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: They are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! You homo go suck their hairless dicks.
by not found [Error 404] September 23, 2007
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10 Second Rule

When you drop food on the floor but still want to eat it.
You have to pick the food up off the ground before 10 seconds. If it has went past the 5 second you must declare that it's went to the 10 second rule.
.10 second rule .Oh man tht was close almost had to go to the 10 second rule
by askin4u May 20, 2007
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30 Seconds to Mars

A band fronted by Jared Leto that plays quite good music but has a nasty habit of making very pretentious music videos
30 Seconds to Mars' videos that are pretentious include: "The Kill", "Kings and Queens", "From Yesterday", "Closer to the Edge.
by Worker and Parasite August 20, 2010
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