Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.

Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?

by TK685 May 07, 2017

dump and pump

To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole

Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night

by Memetastic167 December 03, 2021

Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.

I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!

by Rastachickenslut February 24, 2015

Dump wench

Noun: Person or person's in the medical field who's responsibility is to assist patients in The delivery of their food baby and the aftermath.

Have you seen Sarah our new CNA she's a great dump wench.

Congratulations in graduating from CNA school we have many dump winch positions ready on the board in the back of the classroom.

by Cogashuko October 21, 2020

Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.

Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)

by Solar Gemstone May 19, 2011

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 07, 2018