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Alaskan Bonfire

Using icy hot as lube for anal sex
Last night Amy and i had an alaskan bonfire, yada yada yada it hurts to piss today
by Letstouchyourstoesladies January 14, 2018
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Alaskan Firedragon

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.
Timmy just gave that girl an Alaskan Firedragon.
by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018
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alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
by ponyjar November 25, 2022
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Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.
Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?
by Sho'nuff Bull July 29, 2018
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alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip
we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart
by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024
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Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human
Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.
by P000k!3 April 15, 2023
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Alaskan pipeline

Alaskan pipeline is when you shit in a condom and then freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
by Austin Jacobs September 11, 2018
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