A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
A: Man, did you see Chris? He paid that whore to Indiana Jones Boulder him last night!
B: I did! She broke his nose!
B: I did! She broke his nose!
by Hlavad June 26, 2014
by hot baddie b February 12, 2021
An amazing friend, the most loyal and caring friend to ever exist
Not sure how its possible for anyone to dislike oliver.
They mean the world to those around them
Not sure how its possible for anyone to dislike oliver.
They mean the world to those around them
by user62738838383 January 06, 2022
Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."
"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."
"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "
by Charliegoldy June 10, 2021
If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.
'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
by Joneser November 23, 2018
Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.
Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"
by jonestrolljunior November 15, 2016