Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.

I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.

by SOLS July 11, 2014

Gordon Burn

A Chinese Burn on your leg.

An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.

1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.

2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.

by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008

Jack Burns

“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize it’s a fucking comedy.”

Jack? Jack Burns? No, i'm an IDEA

by gaypussyjuice.gov December 15, 2019

Lady burn

A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.

I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.

by Monkeybomb113 March 6, 2018

Pine Burn

When having intercourse in a tree,bush, or forest. A pinecone gets inbetween the man and woman and causes a a verry bad burn to the genitals.

"Hey Tom do you want a blowjob?"
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."

by riiiiick September 5, 2016

Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food

"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"

by kobi666mf October 2, 2020

people burning

A fucked up way to say "Smoking Weed"

Guy 1: Hey man, you like people burning?

Guy 2: Hell yeah man, I'm a total pot head.

by ALegit March 31, 2017