The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
Get the Pretzel Statuemug. Often used as an interjection during a sexually explicit or inappropriate video or image to Sonic from Sonic Frontiers beating the shit out of the Titans (The Titans being Giganto, Wyvern, Knight, and Supreme). Accompanied by either "Undefeatable", "Break Through It All", "Find Your Flame", or "I'm Here."
by Praise The Lord Paddington May 21, 2024
Get the Frontiers Statusmug. by tobinladen August 19, 2008
Get the garbo statusmug. by statued February 17, 2024
Get the Statue Scriptsmug. by Berick johnson September 13, 2019
Get the Byro statusmug. *Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
by MR_SMART February 20, 2011
Get the Status Bombermug. 