shrek

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by asshole.jpg December 28, 2021

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

Used to substitute vulgar language, typically used by a Shrek fan.

"HOW THE SHREK DID THAT GUY KILL ME!?"

by gavurban1232 December 29, 2021

Shrek

Someone who tries to get with someone who is interested in someone else

malene is being such a shrek tonight!!

by richrach February 9, 2022

Shrek

OMG the cutest guy you will meet. A Beast

Shrek is love Shrek is life!

by Saaaaaayer February 15, 2022

Shrek

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by disco! whilst panicking February 19, 2022

Shrek

A mixture of Coors beer and pickle juice garnished with a pickle.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B: A fresh Shrek!
Person A: like the movie

Person B: lol yea

by Johnny wu2 February 21, 2022