January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
Get the Squirting seasonmug. When referring to the season winter you use the phrase “ditto season” as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” in December 2022 which had the track ditto alongside omg. Ditto is one of the songs to remember when reminiscing winter since it was a hit track back in dec 2022 and early 2023. Anticipating the arrival of winter you say it’s ditto season not winter season.
by 22KMJ November 25, 2023
Get the Ditto seasonmug. an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship
Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.
by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010
Get the Once-A-Season Friendmug. A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
Get the Seasoned Crackermug. Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.
by seasonal confusion October 23, 2023
Get the Seasonal Confusionmug. Time of year when there are no rules, only chaos. Maximum chaotic levels must be reached during this period, with lots of necking on, shagging and alcohol consumed.
by ratminion October 28, 2022
Get the Feral Seasonmug. by M3ga Bea5t March 30, 2021
Get the Forehead Seasonmug.