You are a man of mystique, but I am close to solving your mystery. You are kind with a streak of bad. A dreamer. A lover. A genuine friend to a few lucky souls. You have an intellect with a magnitude you haven't yet fully discovered, but I have. A calm that tempers my worst fears, and a quiet storm that may quench only a few. But behind that storm rages a force that I have been waiting for all my life. One day you will find this and be blown away, as I have been all these years. Richard Black, this is your definition.
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Get the Richard mug.An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
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Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
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Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
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Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
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