Reverse Blowjob

When a man has just came in a girl's mouth and she then proceeds to spit it back on his penis.

Man: "The Fuck are you doing?!?"

Woman: "It's a reverse blowjob."

Man: "....Get the fuck out."

by ktomb January 05, 2012

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Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 08, 2023

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reverse namaste

When you fart while doing yoga.

During down dog i let a huge reverse namaste.

by Edfoo March 03, 2016

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Reverse Boi

The “Reverse Boi” keeps you safe from all insults, also implying the insult, if someone were to say “No U” after roasting them they would now be double that.

Dude 1. Reverse Boi, ya teeth more crooked than an African president.
Dude 2. No U
Dude 1. I used Reverse Boi
Dude 2. Oh no
Dude 2 melts away into the space time continuum.

by Big Bobba March 26, 2018

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reverse glomp

Similar to the glomp, the reverse glomp involves the glomped party turning a glomp back on the glomper. Usually the glomper is still atop the glompee, the glompee then quickly rolls to the side taking the glomper with them, pinning them beneath, effectively reversing the glomp.

Dude1: Dude! Did you see that?
Dude2: No, what?
Dude1: That dudes girlfriend just glomped him and he pulled a reverse glomp! Now their in postion for a good fuck!

by Jack Rogers February 02, 2008

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