preliminary retard

Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.

That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

ok retard

when you mum forgets to push when she was delivering you

your dad was like "ok retard" after your mum accidently took a shit instead of gave birth

by youkissmyass? December 22, 2019

YouTube Retarded

-Recklessly destructive/painful endeavors recorded JUST to put on YouTube

-Anything so ridiculously irresponsible, it needs to be recorded and uploaded onto YouTube ASAP

Rob: Yo Niel...why the hell are your pants bleeding?
Niel: (forcing a laugh)I put some peanut butter on my dick, got hard, and stuck it down a rabbit hole.
Rob: Why would you do something to YouTube Retarded?
Tom: (holding a cmaera) To put it on YouTube, duh...

Rob: Damn, that's the 3rd YouTube Retarded thing I've seen today...what's up with people?
Aryss: Sucky Sucky 5 dolla?
Rob: Aryss!? What the fuck are you doin' on the damn street corner? Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Aryss: Yeah, but I need more cash.
Rob: Why? I thought you had just enough money to get you through law school?
Aryss: I had more than enough, but I wanna become a Scientologist. That way, when I reach OT3, I can communicate with my Thetan and he together, we can overcome any "law" Xenu has laid before us!
Rob: Times like this make me wish I had a camera. I think they're hard enough to smack the sense back into yo' ass

by Magic Jesus May 29, 2008

Fucking Retard

a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair

look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible

by byron August 3, 2004

your retarded

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.

mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"

by twistor May 24, 2009

retard strength

The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).

"I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."

by wil begley May 17, 2007

How retarded

When you perform a stupid action that is so idiotic, you get portrayed as a mentally ill being.

"How retarded of you!"

by Webster012110 November 20, 2016