Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
Get the McDonald's Relationshipmug. Anne: "Why are they still together if they're always fighting"
James: because they're in a *relationship*
James: because they're in a *relationship*
by 268Carrot June 19, 2021
Get the Relationshipmug. A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.
by Sheila V. October 21, 2020
Get the Relationship Vampiremug. The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012
Get the Relationship delaymug. A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.
A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.
A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.
A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."
B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"
B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"
by Patpatcat :3 August 16, 2017
Get the Relationship -mug. by Mrs.frizzle May 11, 2021
Get the seasonal relationshipmug. A romantic gray area where you’re more than friends but not officially dating. Named after Pluto’s “almost a planet” status — close enough to count, but never quite official.
First coined by author Deepti Jethani in 2025.
First coined by author Deepti Jethani in 2025.
We hang out every weekend, text all day, and even met each other’s families, but he says we’re not dating. I guess we’re in a Plutonic Relationship.
by Deepti J August 11, 2025
Get the Plutonic Relationshipmug.