Pitty relationship

When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them

Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president

by Jacquelin kennedy Onassis June 18, 2018

semi-relationship

A relationship where a person or both persons refuses to identify in a relationship or in a stage resulting in a relationship.

Both people identify the situation as a friendship, but the tension is always felt.

Alex and Jamie are in a semi-relationship: they spend countless hours together, share deep conversations, and have undeniable chemistry, but they both refuse to define their connection as anything more than friendship, leaving their dynamic in a constant state of unspoken tension.

by devsbn January 25, 2025

unequal relationship

one person loves more than the other person

She really didn't give a shit about him, they were in an unequal relationship

by archerintraining April 19, 2018

Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016

in relationship

Not you.

normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"

by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020

hibernation relationship

A relationship during the colder months aka "cuffing season", that’s not meant to last until summer.

“It’s real boyfriend weather right now. I wish I had a hibernation relationship so i could cuddle right now and be free in summer.”

by douchebagg404 December 1, 2025

Relationship

A form of self strangulation that does not kill you upon immediate contact

If your parents didn’t ruin you— Thai relationship certainly will!

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023