Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.

Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.

by Alt Hype May 28, 2018

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.

I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.

by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017

Polish Pickle Express

A group of pickle polishers who bowl like shit and parade around with their pickle tickler

The Polish pickle express is swinging their balls all around the bowling center

by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022

Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.

Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline

by nateasser January 25, 2011

Polish knuckles

Punching someone in the face

I'm going to polish knuckles on that guys face!

by Th3 mountain man September 14, 2020