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Fair Weather Player

A man (or person) that isn't a player all the time but when conditions are right, he'll go for it.
"Hey bro, Laura was all 'I'm so horny' and I was like 'a'ight'. As a Fair Weather Player I sensed an opportunity and I succeeded."

- Tommy
Fair Weather Player by Kipple October 4, 2009

Bass Player 

The friend that said when you started your band "Can I JOOOIIIINNN?" And your mom told you to. And he cant play, count, read music, or just read in general.
Tod is the bass player in our band. I don't think he has showered in 3 weeks.

fade a player 

Can't hurt, intimidate or embarass someone; not concern with another opion about ones self.
Nothing you say or do can fade a player, biatchhhhh
OMG OMG Im soo 1337 i can HS u!!!

OMG OMG i got HSed u hax0r!!!
CS Player by roflmao March 9, 2003

weekend player 

A person(s) and/or game who plays or is played in a casual manner.
...Nah, Josh isn't good enough for our GameBattles team; He's such a weekend player.

or

...Nah, I'm tired of Black Ops, lets play something weekender-er, like Uno.
weekend player by Mr Martinotti December 10, 2011

Downy Player

A person with down syndrome who masterbates ( fondle with his penis ) upside down
Ryan was caught by his mum doing a downy player
Downy Player by downyplayer July 23, 2015