Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

Piedmont, Alabama by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011

Alaskian Pipe Line

To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"

I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.

Alaskian Pipe Line by shitier friend August 10, 2009

pipelining 

(verb) The process of injesting alcohol (normally) by means of funneling/feeding the liquids through a pipe (or more commonly used, a ~ 1-2 in. diameter hose) directly into the stomach.
The object of pipelining is to bypass the gag reflex to give worry free injection of hard liquor.

Works best with 100 proof alcohol.

May acceptably be called 'lining, if you are deemed cool enough to do so.

"I had an awesome time pipelining with you guys last night, you guys are all so cool..."

"Hey bro, lets do some 'lining"

"Kraven and Jrio are definately the most hardcore pipeliners in the world"

pipelining by Admiral Kraven Moorehead& Jrio September 10, 2009

pipe sex 

What people do when they smoke weed out of a pipe and pass it to each other.

"No thanks, I have my own pipe. I'm not into pipe sex anymore"

pipe sex by progressivethinker February 6, 2010

stick that in your pipe and smoke it 

1)A saying used to shut people with loud mouths up
2)To stick pot in your pipe and smoke it

Hey, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!

stick that in your pipe and smoke it by steph&chelsie May 4, 2006

Trans Alaskan Pipeline 

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.

That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.

Trans Alaskan Pipeline by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009

pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

pipe monster by larve March 4, 2003