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sperm pipe 

(noun); penis, dick, cock, man-pipe, woody, willy, male organ used in sexual reproduction, mushroom stamping, and rituals such as... "hey bro,.... lookatdatdick" *as you display your penis in hopes of the other party looking directly at it and openly displaying their homosexuality.
Joe: "Man my girl was being such a bitch last night"
Roger: "you know what I'd say?'
....
Roger: "SUCK ON THE SPERM PIPE, BIATCH!!!"
sperm pipe by Scrappy666 May 25, 2007
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stove pipe 

A large can of beer, usually 22 oz. or more.
Todd, when we stop for gas, would you grab me a stove pipe of Coors Light or Olde E so I can be hammered before we get home?
stove pipe by Robin Woods January 9, 2008

Lay the pipe 

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.
It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

put that in your pipe and smoke it 

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

Cobler's Pipe 

While a male is in the act of receiving "head" He will pull out of her mouth and turkey slap her, Just like the motion of a coblers pipe.
Mike: Whats wrong with jenifer, her face is red.
Tom: Does her boyfriend beat her ?
Dave: Nah her boyfriend gives her the old "Cobler's Pipe".
Mike : I can relate, My grandad use to do that to me all the time.
Cobler's Pipe by Weknowshit September 4, 2010

Lay'n Pipe 

Origin- The South. verb. Having game and putting it down.
As a young pimp in the game Lay'n Pipe is vital.