beer pouch

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol

boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?

by Lil_Nikki1818 February 24, 2010

Paper Beers

Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?

by Master of the beers September 08, 2023

Fizz Beer

Lager.

So called as lager is a fizzy beer with lots of bubbles.

"A pint of fizz beer please"

by Johnnyboyz98 October 02, 2022

Rink Beer

It's the shit beer you buy at the local rink when you go watch local hockey teams get trounced by teams from Quebec.

Well, we're losing again. Better drown our sorrows with some rink beer.

by Just_kindred August 10, 2017

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

by lakeshore February 01, 2022

Baseload beer

Pre-drinking before going out to have a "baseload" level. Beers consumed while out are "peak"

As the bar is expensive, we had a few baseload beers before we left

by K-bomb August 29, 2012

Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

by Flashheart January 14, 2010