Beer-amid

The stack of beer cans that inevitably end up in the shape of a pyramid after/during a long night of drinking. Architecture usually becomes unstable at some point and collapses.

Phil: That asshole knocked over our beer-amid! You realize we've been working on this all night, eh?

by taco_dog November 20, 2009

Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

by Flashheart January 14, 2010

Baseload beer

Pre-drinking before going out to have a "baseload" level. Beers consumed while out are "peak"

As the bar is expensive, we had a few baseload beers before we left

by K-bomb September 11, 2012

Broless Beer

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.

That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.

by Ah Huang November 29, 2012

Travel Beer

Just a normal beer, but a Travel Beer is one you take with you when you go for a walk somewhere.

Richard: I fancy a beer but i can't wait til we get to the pub | Jess: Take a travel beer then!

by rach91 December 15, 2009

beer sneezes

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.

“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.

by Afm3 November 12, 2017

Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....

I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work

by Patio Beers July 28, 2018