Rectum Tree

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

by erecka. July 31, 2009

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

tree gals

besically girls hu r lesboic and climb trees

some examples of tree gals are: aime ellie and meme

by sparks da ledge August 29, 2005

tree grasper

1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.

This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.

Ryan is a tree grasper.

by Basher August 29, 2003

Tree Monger

Something that hangs in a tree that you have no idea what it is but you see something dangling from above

Crikey look at the size of that Tree Monger over there.

by O Crispy March 3, 2008