Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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deny nap

A person who falls asleep while watching television and then acts like the they were awake.
Why deny nap? You were snoring during the first five minutes of the show.
by Mr. Dish December 13, 2024
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Nap-Jack

When you tell Jack off before you hit him and he takes a Nap.

Kinda like nap sack but not really.
Holy Cow, I took along Nap-Jack.
by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 02, 2020
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raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
by Jondus June 07, 2017
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NyQuil Nap

The super awesome deep sleep you get after taking NyQuil.
Terry: Gee golly, I'm so tired!
Phillip: I'm not, I had a NyQuil nap last night.
by Bootybootybootyrockitevrywayuh December 12, 2012
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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 05, 2010
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