You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

by sawalawg February 5, 2010

pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

DAVEaroni nap

When you nap all day while an important person is driving across the country.

I’m going to take a DAVEaroni nap, see you in 18 hours.

by Bitchbrat October 2, 2023

Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022

nap dicking

falling asleep whilst dishing your male partner a blow job.

"Haha, Marco totally busted his hoe nap dicking"!

by muddybonez March 30, 2017

after nap sleepiness

The feeling of being tired after a long nap

I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep

by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024