minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

minecraft

cancer

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer

by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018

Minecraft

3D Terraria

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria

by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024

minecraft

dying game

minecraft is a dying game

by kyllolol April 8, 2021

Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Minecraft

Sex

Tryna play Minecraft together?

by Definitely not quigs.v1 October 15, 2019