mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

Mexican rice

Rice from mexico

Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice

by SomeIdiotWhoWasBornOnceOrNotFu September 11, 2021

Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.

“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”

by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021

Mexican Elbow

The act in which a person places their penis & scrotum in the nook between someones forearm/bicep. The fleshy package is clamped down on like a Nile crocodile snatching a gazel from the Zambezi river. Once in this vice like grip, the victims member is doused with Tabasco sauce, at which point you elbow drop to the floor pulling your vicitm down to the ground via their blistering ball sack.

If you approach me naked from behind prepare for the Mexican Elbow

by WilliamShakeySpear January 25, 2021

Mexican Bowtie

Mexican bowtie is the cutting of the neck and then pulling the tongue down through the head. The tongue is then below the neck... like a tie...

Whoever wrote these incorrect definitions for the Mexican bowtie, should be Mexican bowtied.

by Fuckfacetard January 21, 2022

Travis The Mexican

Arms dealer, Drug dealer, Cartel stick up crew leader, and a taco vendor.

I saw Travis The Mexican.

by P $kanky December 18, 2019

Alex the Mexican

A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.

girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking

by itschey November 15, 2018