(Male Version of
Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on
Drunk [swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)
Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in
Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well!
Pee yew!