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The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023
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Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!
You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.
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Mean Girl

(noun)
a person, usually female, who is mean in a very dog-whistly way. also openly talks about you to her friends who she deems much "better" and "subtly" makes fun of you; no matter what your response is, it will be deemed laughable
"i think i met a mean girl yesterday, but i'm not sure if she was actually mean"
- "girl, if you're questioning it but still hurt, it's 100% a mean girl."
by horrible_person February 5, 2025
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Mean

Hey you see Brian over there? He is extremely mean and therefore homosexual. I fucking hate Brian what a faggot.
by EpIc Gmaerboi69 November 25, 2018
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Mean

by Ben Real Francis May 26, 2019
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when you do your gurl to hard
jenny-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your so mean baby uhhhhhhhhhhhh
by tittypretty07 September 19, 2018
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