Ruler of axolotl and stuff. Omichord God. Mondo and Taka's child. Coolest human ever. NO ONE OPENS THE DOOR. FOR A NATIVE NEW YORKER. reason why Richie Roberts has that swag
by Richie the swagmaster April 28, 2021
Get the Max Wollenmug. This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"
by Somerandrandomguy July 4, 2004
Get the max/bringermug. 
Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.
by CMX26 February 6, 2021
Get the max’s dongmug. A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022
Get the Max Blakemug. v. to microwave
Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
by Housies September 11, 2010
Get the max thrustmug. by GLaDOS's Mailer Daemon September 2, 2010
Get the Max Stacksmug.