helpless lesbian

A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move

Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”

by Marie125 August 8, 2023

Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection

Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

David-The-Lesbian-MILF

that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing

he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"

if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp

Kid1: Yo whats up David!

David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP

everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO

by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021

Lesbian

Lesbians (Other known as Vagina Warriors) have vagina swords that cut off the penis of the enemy straight man. These Vagina Warriors cut off the penis and use it as a sacrifice to their vagina god, Clitoris. The lesbians enjoy watching such things like The L Word, Ellen, The View, etc. They enjoy long walks on the beach, cutting penises off, wearing leather, eating rocks, and yoga.

--Written by a bisexual woman in heat.

HOLY SHIT! A LESBIAN JUST CUT OFF MY PENIS!

by Tizzylocomotion December 24, 2010

lesbia

the act of being a lesbian, liking the female gender

look at that girl being lesbia over there, this girl i know was being lesbia yesterday

by uniballer uniball April 9, 2009

Fat Lesbian's Ass

1) An expression proclaiming an extreme amount of apathy; especially regarding critics.

2) A negative amount of currency, usually an amount lost or owed.

Ex 1:
Woman: I would never date you because your car is not my type.

Man: I don't give A Fat Lesbian's Ass who you'd date, just roll over.

Ex 2: Hal: "How much do you still owe your landlord?"
Preston: "A Fat Lesbian's Ass!"

by fartCupper April 7, 2005