A person that is disguisting in every way possilbe. One that is an anouyance to people, and such. Most the time they are just acting in a stupid manner. But on rare occasions it is truely ment that someone is a id DUMBA**
by LostxPuppy! August 21, 2008
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The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011
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I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
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by Justice Is Raped September 30, 2009
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by Andre Opez May 22, 2007
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Verb - To perform the dance style known as jerking, which involves such moves as the Stanky Leg, the Dip, and the Reject. This trend grew due to songs such as 'Teach Me How To Jerk' by The Pu$h and 'Your a Jerk' by New Boys.
Noun - One who performs this dance. Jerks typically have a high degree of swagger in their demeanor.
Verb - To perform the dance style known as jerking, which involves such moves as the Stanky Leg, the Dip, and the Reject. This trend grew due to songs such as 'Teach Me How To Jerk' by The Pu$h and 'Your a Jerk' by New Boys.
Noun - One who performs this dance. Jerks typically have a high degree of swagger in their demeanor.
by Mr. Misnomer May 7, 2009
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Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
by Shogun of Skanks October 29, 2010
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