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Jacob Black

The asshole that tried to seperate Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the twilight series. He's an immature jackass that manipulated Bella into kissing him. Also he tried to break off Bella and Edward's wedding with no success. The fandom wants him dead but unfortunately Stephenie Meyer likes him so she didn't kill him in her last book. Jacob Black has his own team called ''team jacob'' . Retard people are members of it.
Me: You're so stupid
fan: yes I'm team Jacob Black
by luvedward February 8, 2009
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Jacob

Aldo: dude is that a wild animal.... RUN!!

Franklin: relax it's a Jacob it only prays for gay man
by bigboy here January 6, 2011
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jacob day

A fuck boy who wants to become better but can't no matter how hard he tries.
Teddy: Where's Jacob Day?

Ashley: Probably off being a fuck boy like always.

Freddy: yeah or trying to get better.
by Savagepitbull332 July 25, 2019
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jacob

a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?
by the best mofo April 17, 2015
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Jacoby

A man or young boy who thinks he has a large "thing" but when it comes down to it, he just has a small, acne infested package. He mine as well just swim in grease, it will do his thriving acne some good.
Ew, who would ever want to go out with that hideous Jacoby?
by jackieejackson5 August 1, 2008
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Jacob Wohl

A pathological liar and conspiracy theory-touting assbag who is really fucking terrible at both.
Did you see the story about that guy who said bribing jaguars got Obama elected? He told police he was raped by a jaguar in the history stacks of the Baltimore Public Library? What a Jacob Wohl!
by Chrdilvan March 13, 2019
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Karl Jacobs

The reason why you don't watch Mr.Beast anymore, he ruined it. Very unfunny, he says pog to much and worst of all. He is part of the Dream SMP the hangout spot of the most degenerate, cancer filled fuckwads.
Fuck Karl Jacobs he's annoying
by LukeThePelican July 8, 2021
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