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Jason Schram

A bald headed man who is a very fast driver and won’t let anyone push him around.
by Google34Google May 5, 2018
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Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
Jason killed Ann with a Machete.
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
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Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?
by Bruh* February 13, 2018
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Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass
Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason
by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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Jason Judd

His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.
Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.
by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011
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Hi jasonnn u see that butt
by Yourmomisfay November 22, 2021
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