January 4

There SO annoying. They find ways to trick you into doing the dumbest things.

Person A: He's so annoying he MUST be born on January 4th.

by Your Local Dirty Minded Weeb. October 31, 2021

January 10th

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

January 23

National Jorongo/Sarape day

Today is the day you wear your Jorongo to school/work. A jorongo is a Mexican poncho.

Guy 1: Why are you wearing that?
Guy 2: Don’t you know? Today is January 23

by Arriba las Chivas January 23, 2020

January 2nd

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Where girls have to show you their tits when asked

Hey Bro Imma get the hot girl to show me her tits because its January 2nd (National Show Me Your Tits Day)

by 𝒞𝑜𝓈𝓂𝒾𝒸 January 1, 2022

January 7

January 7-Ask her to be your girlfriend day

Omg it’s January 7!Ask her to be your girlfriend

by jsmendjd January 6, 2022

January 17

National talk to ur crush day

Jennifer:omg it’s January 17th
Zack:wht does tht mean

Jennifer:national talk to ur crush day duhhhh

by D4NIIIIIIIIIIIIIII January 15, 2023

January 25

January 25 One girl must annoy a boy that she hates

Girl : Hi dumb boy

Boy : Why did you say that

Girl : it’s January 25

by annastok January 22, 2022