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swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.
Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?
by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005
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bag jacking

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'
Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.
by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011
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Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.
"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."
by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021
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Jack-Smack

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.
Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.
by Norge August 11, 2010
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jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.
The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.
by Boeh November 2, 2019
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ash jacked

Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!
That bitch so high she ash jacked.
by OZlificent June 18, 2020
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Jack Met

An extroverted, chaotic yet sweet puppy (not an actual puppy; he's a human) from New York who takes part in a band with his two brothers, Ryan (the keyboard smashing and ukulele strumming bicon please don't take the "bi" part in there seriously with this guy, his true sexuality has not been revealed and I just make unconfirmed assumptions) and Adam (the soft teddy/grizzly bear man who loves gummy bears and just wants to save the world), with the band name being AJR. This soft puppy boi is the lead singer of the band, and is also a multi-instrumentalist ๐Ÿ˜ณ he plays the acoustic guitar, the ukulele, the tambourine, the drums, and loves a good game of ping-pong. I love this boi so ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ‹๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š
Hey look at that sweet, chaotic, extroverted, floofy puppy!! Wait, they're human?? Oh, that makes sense, it's Jack Met!
by LegendaryEy3bags May 4, 2021
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