dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.
Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.
by STDOverload March 20, 2018
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Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.
Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.
by JethroXP March 14, 2024
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
by Dano78 October 02, 2022
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Mould spoon

To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy
Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.
by Grannyshitter March 19, 2022
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glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense October 24, 2015
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crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.
" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
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